Anonymous asked:
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

No im fucking not :)






nicnolashoult:

this one time josh pecks soul and my soul reunited




raised-by-ghosts:

honorasaur:

pap-owo:

andrewbreitel:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR

the q is silent holy fuck

ohMYGOD THE FUCKING CHAIR

lmfaooo “Damn bitch,already?”

(Source: badgclub)



wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!



Bored of doing university work.
Never go to uni kids. It is not worth the stress :)

Bored of doing university work.

Never go to uni kids. It is not worth the stress :)



When your bestfriend is making a presentation at school:

laugh-addict:

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(Source: keishaissooawesome)




tastefullyoffensive:

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jadzbionic asked:
TAG, you're it! The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the fifteen nicest people on tumblr.

1. I have a weird love for stationary and I will constantly buy new stationary

2. I am scared of dogs and when I was little I was petrified so much I would run into the road to get away from a dog

3. I am studying childcare as I want to own my own nursery

4. I want to have a 3 children and I really want twins :)

5. I love the tv show Friends

6. Me and my boyfriend have a tradition to go to Alton Towers theme park every Halloween

7. I love Disney films like no other motherfucker

8. I have a weird thing where everything has to be put in colour order

9. My room is a constant mess I cant live in a tidy room though I try

10. I have a car but cannot drive yet.. Cause I am a twat :)





agentbloodlust:

menacherie:

i dont understand the need to hide tattoos if you work with children. i mean you’re literally working with people that color on their body with markers all day if they could. hell they color YOU with markers if you don’t watch them close enough. 

the problem is the parents who need to get the fuck over themselves.

Iuu



kanyes:

wheredoievenbelong:

kanyes:

jillian123456789:

kanyes:

I’ve been laughing at this for 8465312 years

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She likes Coldplay. My life is complete!

dude……she’s married to the lead singer

WAIT I GET IT!!!

that’s because I just explained it



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