employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
- parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
- parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt
- person: i love game of thrones!
- me: oh awesome me too
- person: i hate sansa though she's so stu-
- me: bye
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me