So excited for Alton Towers today ☺️❤️


(Source: wailtothethief)



thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit



the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school


fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 



profwebleygrizwold:

important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt



  • person: i love game of thrones!
  • me: oh awesome me too
  • person: i hate sansa though she's so stu-
  • me: bye




purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

(Source: cremebun)



laughhard:

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